Yeah.  I’ll reluctantly have to objectify her sexually just to prove that guy wrong.  “Reese Witherspoon is hot.  I’d let her do me.”

Counterpoint: Scientology is a dangerous creepy cult and deserves all the scorn it gets and more. 

That would be a very cool movie - Top Gun 2, a story about Maverick’s life of regret and loss. Devastated by the death of (someone? goose? iceman? Val Kilmer?) long ago, Maverick could never form a meaningful relationship with anyone. In Top Gun 2, Maverick struggles with his grief and regret, before taking one final…

“watched today it’s practically a comedic parody, with many parts being unintentionally funny and flat out ridiculous”

I agree, and based on that picture, not only does she look great, she might look better than she ever has.  She is gorgeous.

Lukewarm take: Top Gun, the original, was vastly overrated. While many recognized it for being trope-y, shallow, and over-the-top even when it was released in 1986, watched today it’s practically a comedic parody, with many parts being unintentionally funny and flat out ridiculous.

I’m guessing the Navy blackballed Charlie after she blew the whistle on the Tailhook scandal in ’91.

“Next season: simple quad injury mismanaged. Mets’ Alonso to have leg amputated”

I cut people slack at the airport because not everyone has to fly 50 times a year, but the insanity of standing behind folks at a McDonalds who contemplate the menu board like it’s some Wall of Wonder and Mystery they they’ve never seen before.

“Hey boss, the guy who owns the local titty bar is here. He’s got a handgun. Should we let him in?”

“Excuse me, box? Can you explain the ingredients in a few of the items that I will end up not choosing? Thank you.”

When I worked as a butcher in a grocery store, we’d occasionally have customers come in after we’d shut down and cleaned the cutting room and ask for something custom cut. When told no, but we have these precut steaks they’d ask for a discount because they “couldn’t get what they wanted”. No you fuck, there’s no…

It seems a little harsh, hopefully the judge will show mercy. say 2 months community service, followed by 18 years in prison for not coming from a good family. 

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As a Sonics fan, watching Russ all alone and sad this year is gonna be great. 

This is why I hate teens, and hated them as a teen. I was the weirdo who already had impulse control (I’m autistic I over-think fucking everything) while everyone else around me seemed to be on the train to stupidtown. I never drank, never smoked, never tried drugs, I just wanted to play video games and read books.

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Isn’t Halle Berry a little old for—

there’s no way the woman from video #1 is not insufferable in real life.

We get to play pranks on them for our amusement, and they get to eat our faces when we die alone and undiscovered.  It’s a fair deal, I think.