RustyBookend

7/2/19

So what are you saying? That this is supposed to be the “actor” playing Pete, not the character from the movie?

7/2/19

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

6/30/19

“Today I wrote a piece attempting to explain the view of ordinary people (i.e. people who agree with me)." -Posted from inside a luxury bunker penthouse, eating raw oysters on furniture made of poor people standing very still.

6/26/19

God damn that’s brutal but spot the fuck on.

6/26/19

6/23/19

Yep same here. Watched a lot of NY/LA/SF. London/Miami/Boston kinda run together. Seattle stands out, but Hawaii is kinda where I realized that it was... not fake, but manufactured — and tapped out.

6/22/19

That bare closet is now a bear closet.

6/22/19

Officers: You can leave now.

6/21/19

Yabbo Trenches is the name of my new Ska band.

6/21/19

One of the reasons I enjoy coming here is getting these little insights about women that I am otherwise living in ignorance. Far out.

6/20/19

You have done the Lord’s Work, Tracy. Seattle was probably one of my last seasons of truly being in love with the Real World.

6/15/19

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

6/15/19

This isn’t a hot take but Facebook is a fucking cesspool. I joined a naval submarine veteran group to talk about the good ol’ days and catch up on fleet gossip and it was all the same White Lives Matter, racist memes and awfulness.

6/15/19

“This is not who we are” meaning “We aren’t used to getting called out, usually we just get away with it.”

6/10/19

LOL see my other comment somewhere on this post where I say he looks like Nick Turturro! It is more John, though.

6/10/19

Honest to God, I saw that top photo and thought John Turturro had grown a beard.

6/10/19

That’s a really solid “I’m a herb not a psycho” makeover, tho. Props to the legal stylist.

6/7/19

the Norwegian team is the heavily armed but nonetheless overmatched Greek army

6/4/19

“The reason music critics love Elvis Costello is because they all look like Elvis Costello.”

6/4/19

Online reviews - when did they become fucking Facebook status updates? I was in the market for a rain jacket on Amazon a while back and one review was 3 paragraphs on this asshole’s fishing trip to the upper Kenai pennisula, he didn’t even mention the jacket until the last sentence.