That actually seems like a very reasonable price for a quality sex bench.

‘But, but, my whiteness goes to 11!’

It just means he’s a MAGA chud who didn’t like seeing the Blacks get uppity.

Highly Questionable is lo-cal dumb fun. We DVR it.

Trick question. These are neither major nor plot points!

Now I know there are major plot points

“He has claimed that President Donald Trump frequently relies on him for information and intelligence about the border situation. (Sure.)“

“He has claimed that President Donald Trump frequently relies on him for information and intelligence about the border situation.”  the sad thing is, that’s probably true.

You should demand a full refund of your AV Club subscription. Don’t settle for prorated, get 100% of it. 

weird hill to die on but ok

I agree with your assessment and would like to subscribe to your flowchart.

LOL I just watched the HBO doc on Theranos before reading this, BS detector is now set to “very sensitive”

Motley Crue is music that really has not aged well. See also, Aerosmith.

Another millennial disrupter startup with all flash and no substance. The IG of healthcare. Expect another Theranos.

Yeah the only way to tell a story about this band that does not depict them treating women horribly is to not tell a story.  

Yeah, just gimme an Italian sausage and an overpriced Coke and I am good. Keep your deep fried White Castle burgers and whatever out of my goddamn face. 

people may pooh-pooh this, but damn, this looks amazing. i want it.

Spent fuel rod chew toys for everybody!

We would also have accepted “adorabyl.”

They’re Chernadorable.