They’re like superheroes; they’re only allowed one weapon.

Lesson One: Don’t take a whip to a swordfight.

Wait, you like the Sandsnakes? I always thought they were the weakest part of the show- very one note, weird dialogue (“but you need the bad pussy!”) that doesn’t flow like anyone else’s lines, a plot that makes very little sense (so the people of Dorne are just going to entirely abandon House Martell and allow…

I watched the first couple episodes, mainly because Grace Park was in it.

Gilbert’s wife is the City of Detroit, and he shakes her down for diamonds in her hair?

He’s so cheap it’s almost comic, sans punch line.

It used to be when random dumbshits got certain ideas in their heads their letters were rejected for publication by a local newspaper or they were bleeped on Art Bell’s radio show.

I read that in trailer voice over guy.

To be fair, my coworkers and I all travel for work and have had this conversation. The people who don’t travel as much have a tendency to treat it like a party/night out scenario where when you do this all. the. time. you just don’t want to be bothered. When we’re home we don’t hang out after work and eat dinner…

It DOES NOT feel like it’s only been one year since Hiddleswift. Not even a year since that stunt continued for a couple of months after that. It seems more like five years. Maybe more.

It’s stressful to agree with both of you on this.

The quote actually sounds like Jamie did some bad shit, and that was a coded way of alluding to it without mentioning a specific incident.

That’s not what he’s really saying though, right? Isn’t the implication here that Horowitz acted unprofessionally and that’s the reason behind his firing?

So other than taking white people down a peg on the internet, what can you do to make it say, 300 years instead of 500?

It’s like nothing is self evident when it comes to moral arguments and yet here we are with people who already have scaled to the top of Mount Wokest saying that if you haven’t don’t even bother and it’s not their job to help you. But seriously, fuck you for not scaling Mount Wokest.

But at the end of the day, what you’re doing is shaming someone for learning something good. You don’t have to hold her up as a paradigm of enlightenment or anything, but she got there in the end. And she even admitted that she was naive.

Intersectional Feminist Writer: Ugh, I can’t even with these people who won’t wake up and see the sexism all around them!

Yea, that’s a really shitty way to wrap up an already odd post. I wonder if there’s a readily available statement, ideally one that’s both overly dismissive and mean-spirited, that I can repurpose as a reply?

While the effort is appreciated, the process itself should perhaps remain behind closed doors.

Nine minutes? Man, he just missed another triple double. Well, there’s always next year’s MVP debate, 10x more fevered that any debate concerning the long-term habitability of the Earth or whether Jill Hennessy or Carey Lowell was the hotter ADA on Law and Order.