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Okay.

Goodbye To All That

I was still piecing together the broken, disparate fragments of myself after a trip to rock-goddamn-bottom when

I’m here about the GMC Sierra for sale.

Stick to pantyliners” -Spanfeller

Please, join us old farts in endlessly trolling the comment section. They might even make you an Oppo mod!

Using this as an excuse to post a pic of my favorite mule ever don’t mind me. It's a Jaguar XJ220 powertrain mule.

I damn near spit my old fashioned out my nose as I got this error when clicking on the notification for your comment:

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

I’m convinced it’s all money laundering and pump and dump inflation designed to make the rich richer. 

i feel better knowing someone else saw the jacked up buttcheek implants first.

Poor, poor Stantler...

Of course it's for the clicks. His literal job is to tell stories on the internet. So if he just wrote "I bought a car, put it on a trailer, towed it home, and nothing eventful happened," nobody would read it. 

At night.

I was kinda like “Okay, o0okay, this is fine”

But how did you see John Cena?

Looks like an OEM version of CalTrac bars, which work wonders with leaf springs and wheel hop.

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

I think this one is more akin to “Jumping on a grenade” lol.