Voted NP. Don’t care. I’ll be the one. This thing is freaking incredible. It would be endless fun for 0-40 stoplight drag races to embarrass all number of cars. I’d go somewhere full of tech bros driving Ferrari’s and pick on them until I inevitably got too cocky and ended up dead, on fire, squished like a sardine in…

Shit, I’m in my mid-40s and the largest vehicle I’ve ever owned was a B5 A4. When I need to haul something, I rent a pick-up from Enterprise, like a sensible person.  Trucks and other heavy vehicles are an absolute bore to drive.  

Funny how you’re justifying domestic violence with “she started it.”

If she was throwing heavy/potentially damaging objects at him, then he should’ve called the police and gotten his children out of there. Reacting to someone chucking shit (assuming she was) with violence only escalates the situation.

Or did your…

Fuck off

“He may have beat his pregnant girlfriend, but he has such a promising future and deserves to have that!”

In defense of Americans, the majority of them voted against him.

So you’re saying that Americans aren’t really bothered by sexual creeps?

This is the correct response

yo what the fuck

Person next to me pulls out a whole avocado from his bag; bites into it and tears a ~1" hole in the outer skin (spits/discards skin somewhere); then proceeds to eat the entire avocado by a combination of squeezing and sucking the insides out through this hole. This is in the first 15 minutes of a 5 hour flight.

See, if they had the splitter guards on it would have protected the front end.

If users controlled or abused what structural engineers designed as they do what traffic engineers design, you’d have buildings falling down daily.

Think of the poor bikers who will have to wear a helmet now?

Cool, we’ve moved on to attacking my credentials to refute my opinions. Just for the record, I’m a registered Traffic Engineer with the State of California, which requires separate licensure of my Civil Enigneering license with the State of California. But I digress.

Christ I saw that Guardian thumbnail and reflexively wiped spittle off my glasses. 

That’s twice in less than a week that the entire staff of Deadspin quit. 

Trump is now calling his fans “Club 45.” The correct name is "Cult 45.”

Nothing worse than incompetent bosses who break shit because they think they know better.

Why swap a Toyota V8 in to a BMW?