I believe it was Barry who called them “big business brains.”

We need to get this to be the first result that comes up when you search Spanfeller, G/O, etc. Someone smarter than me: how do we achieve this?

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

Note from Barry:

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

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If you’re trying to attract people to NASCAR viewership, I’d highly recommend you don’t advise people to go to races in person. I’ve never been to a less enjoyable spectator event. The quality of seating at all of the tracks I’ve been to sucks, I happened to always go in the summer and spring and the seating areas…

Have you met the quarterback?

3-9 is more likely.

He was in poor health at 93 years old and Cinder took full advantage, gaining quite a bit of weight (as you can see!)

So everybody in Editorial is mad about this too. Besides the fact that it looks terrible, we have to actually work in Kinja all day long.

The internet has spoken: 100% of people prefer the CT4. BMW is dead. Cadillac is once again the Standard of the World!

I know no one will ever see this as I’m a lowly grey commenter, but can you guys quit with the auto-play videos. I keep thinking the voices in my head are back.