Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

Chrome bumper is standard.  The black one is aftermarket, as the OP pointed out.

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In today’s NFL, who’s to say getting the slotted guaranteed money for the No. 2 overall pick and retiring to your native Hawaii as early as possible isn’t “success”? Go home, Marcus, and don’t look back. You’ll be 26 years old, rich, and local hero.

Stabbing someone with an 8 inch knife and then pulling it back out 4 inches is not progress.

“The specific views expressed by blitzchung were NOT a factor in the decision we made,” wrote Brack. “I want to be clear: our relationships in China had no influence on our decision...”

It’s okay.  There’s a fifth way.  You call the credit card company and block all future transactions with Blizzard until you see fit. 

Smalley is right, cross post this to Earther, STAT!

They most certainly have that right.

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

People who type in all caps.

Ray, as always, bringing the goods. I hope you get another full-time gig soon, although I really look forward to your stuff here.

I really like these features because they make it much safer to twiddle on my phone while driving.

Sorry, mate, the job’s Taycan!

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

Well, we've already done the part where we elect Hitler. 

to be fair, there are probably 2 or 3 other things in German history worth skipping before the wall