Art. Briles.

two words: Jay Paterno

I was rightfully called out for putting Jadeveon there, but I’m not gonna let David on there though. Sorry Derek.

Networks pay millions for ex-players to explain these things to viewers, and 99 times out of 100 it’s obvious the analyst just tries to wow the viewer with jargon from their playing days and fill the airtime with word salad. Watson is more helpful and succinct in that clip than any of them. Does CTE make them…

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

Ideally by voting out DJT in one year.

As someone working in an industry that most consumers kinda loathe, maaaaaybe don’t say that sort of thing online ? Lol. 

It’s not a club America until you add bacon to that chunk of meat.

Sure, but when I try to help a cyclist like this, they're all "share the road!" and "get back on the pavement!"

I’m trying to figure out how exactly a five month old appears high. They’ve just learned to smile, maybe they are buzzing their lips a bit and trying to figure out how to crawl. Maybe they would be a bit hungrier? I don’t know if you could detect a baby lacking ambition.

In his defense, all 5 month olds appear to be high

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Apartheid state does apartheid.

I thought we had a REAL patriot here but it appears that isn’t any misspelled words so this is definitely a case of sarcasm.

This man is a true american, just like Mel Gibson

Fuck this shit.

Label inside the hoodie.

Having kids is terrible for the environment.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!