Came here to be the same pedant :)

Or President.

“Confederate jizzgoblin” made me wish I could give two stars.

The US keeps about 25,000 service members stationed in South Korea, across all four branches (I think). They’re currently practicing (just announced/started yesterday) drills of non-combatant evacuation from South Korea.

Fuck that cop and everything he stands for. It takes a big man to sling a couple teenage girls around by their hair, but as soon as the administrator steps in, piggy yanks out a can of mace (at least I think that’s what he’s doing around the one minute mark). Is he gonna go for the “I felt threatened and feared for…

Well he’s gonna have to count on the running game, and quick releases to Brandon Marshall, Odell Beckham Jr, Sterling Shepard, and Dwayne Harris.

Flour or not, nothing about that asshole is refined.

“It’s not my job” makes my goddamned blood boil.

Yes and no.

Excellent! I enjoy seeing bigots nearly get a can of Lime-A-Rita shoved down their throats, and ultimately get thrown off a train while marinating in hot soup.

Boots, too.

Holy shit, Becky’s Twitter username completely checks out.

The Worldwide Leader (in capitulation).

Should get better in a few months, I heard they’re widening the tunnel.

+1 horse cock.

Racist child molester that looks to be about 15 years old.

I know (think?) you were somewhat kidding with the first paragraph, but metal shows get shot up, too. The guitarist for Pantera was gunned down on stage (with a side project, not Pantera) in 2004.

Jerry Sandusky doing NBA games from prison?

That gut looks like a bowling ball in a hammock.

“Correctional Institution” is a joke, it’s a penal institution. They’re not correcting shit, they’re penalizing people. It’s been a big old money grab for a while, vampire’s gonna vampire.