Legitimate LOL. +1

#deflategate

“The offensive line sucks. Period. That’s my stat!”

O. Ottomanelli & Sons Meat Market

“My kid got a book deal?”

There’s a couple that come to mind...

Amen.

The current White House communications office or Fox News should cover you in lieu of Facebook.

Quite frankly, Kaepernick’s protests were the most patriotic thing I’ve seen at a football game in awhile, and I sincerely mean that.

You may have already seen this, but I spotted it flying under Sports Illustrated’s masthead last night, and while it’s not a perfect article, it brings some valid points:

What in God’s name was happening in the seat in front of you for that right foot (and associated filthy sock) and leg to even be facing that direction?

If that’s the case (which it ain’t), you’re still flying the flag of a (failed) government that would still tell you what to do and think.

“This little piggy is about to get broken if you don’t get your goddamned feet away from my arm.”

I think you might be on to something good here...

“Words are containers for power; you choose what kind of power they carry.”

Never assume, it’s completely different here, it seems. Your descriptions of what comp doesn’t cover in the UK is precisely what it covers here (wind, hail, flood, even hitting deer or other animals that have jumped into the roadway).

Um, that’s kind of what comprehensive is, the “act of god” coverage (hail, wind, flood).

Fuck it, I can. That bitch is racist.

Hand of frog.