This piece and the article on the BMW hoarder are two of the finest pieces I’ve seen on this site.

He stood his ground :P

Isn’t that cute, they’re bringing Touch-a-Truck to the President! His little hands will be sooo excited!

Rich people need tax cuts.

Based off what he’s shown in half a season...it’s time to order up some pinstripes. (and I hate the Yankees, but Jesus, this guy is impressive)

He is risen.

Not gonna lie, I honestly expected “extended warranties” or “roadside assistance packages” to follow “selling” once I clicked through the comment preview...

From the sounds of it, even if they were selling like hotcakes at your local dealer, you’d still not see ‘em on the road.

Yep. Bigots wants to “have an open conversation” once they’ve been caught red-handed and shamed for being a SHPOS.

If you’ve only climbed in gyms, do yourself a favor: find a crash pad and a spotting buddy and find some outdoor climbing. Working problems on rock is even more engaging than looking for tape and pulling on plastic. Plus, the hike out gives you some cardio!

Sounds like he wanted a 911R, and couldn’t get one, so he did the next best thing: build one.

Yep, tetanus.

Actually, it won’t.

Body shops use lots of hammers.

Same here. Growing up, the Penobscot was pretty much my backyard. The swarms usually got lively around 6pm in spring/summer. At my grandparents place (house in the middle of a pine forest, essentially), the bastards were drinking you dry once the snow started to melt.

Exactly.

That’s why I’m hoping the Sixers pull the trigger on Ball. Trust the process, LaVar.

Well, that settles that.

Lake Erie.