Naruto is more orange than Trump.

+1 GY!BE

I was thinking of the older variant:

It’s like a wrought iron fence, just with less iron spikes and more vulcanized rubber phalluses. The Dick Rambone fence, if you will.

Landing is too soft. Aim at the Grand Canyon, and I’ll ring bells outside grocery stores to raise money.

Screwed, but it happens at the dealer, not in the back seat.

The most expensive intro...in the world.

When you’re already one foot out the door at work, it calls for drastic measures.

Same way the Duke boys got in the General.

Christ on a crutch, did he buy stock in Greek banks a few years back as well?

We give them Texas back.

#COTD (Is there a comment of the year? I nominate for that, too).

Spanish. The correct answer is Spanish. And somehow work “Shalom” into it.

The same guy that thanks you for your time after advising you that he wants it to be on record that he’s “after you”, it seems.

Name checks out.

Propagandhi. Well done, sir.

Dear God that graphic, I stand corrected.

Configuring a Chevette to run on manure, and rebadging it (or just officially titling it as everyone referred to it in the first place) the Shitvette?

You’d have to, it sure as fuck isn’t flying anywhere.