Oh how I love irony.

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Huh. Would’ve guessed that’s the number of pedestrian victims the car had claimed...

Star for the Austen reference, would give two for user name if I could. RIP Bill.

Can confirm: Born and raised in New England, crossed the Mason Dixon line low-teens. Was quite confused when school teacher advised class to “put books and notes up before test”, as well as the loss of pluralization of “cents” (“That’ll be seventy-five cent, sugar”).

Completely unrelated, but I miss Coach Walsh. Star for Black Bear hockey. Go blue!

There’s an early 90s Olds Delta rolling around my town with “Tri But Sex” on a deck lid, cobbled together from a Mazda Tribute and some SX trim vehicle.

On paper, yes. Poland, October 1939: they’re still wondering where the fuck France and England are...

Betcha someone Yeltsin his ear over that screw up.

Well, if there’s grass on the field...

Casting is set.

How do you explain Hitler to the kids? Show ‘em the TimeLife documentary commercial that used to run in the ‘80s on television. Fucking terrifying to a child.

I’m guessing the driver put a downtown address into the GPS, and the Audi elected to engage seppuku mode, instead.

Gotta love comment timing.