That dunk made me feel things that I never knew I could feel. Thank you Wayne Selden Jr.

I love deadspin cuz I can skim an article like this and when I see them on tv at the bar (like tonight) casually mention to my friends “they’re a good young team. I think they might be able to make a run in the tourney”, without watching a single minute of college basketball this season

This reminds me of the good ole days on Deadspin!

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

Hey look everybody, Andy Dalton made it to the 2nd round of something.

Actual serious question: How much do Philly cops make that they can afford bottle service?

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Sanka, ya dead?

Most Likely To Fail Upward

+4 dead in Ohio

Even worse?

#WhiteLivesCantJump

I don’t understand how any of this helps me make $40/hr working from home using Google.

My thoughts exactly. As a Cowboys fan, I sincerely hope Jerry Jones is being locked away in a straitjacket right now.

I see you did nothing illegal at all. Do you have any ID I can see?

what a time to be alive

Crippling tweet