I was very fond of you over on the site that is no more and was so excited you made your way to Deadspin after the great reshuffling. This article is why I love you.

Yeah, but what does the Bible say was Jesus’ WAR for that year?

I don’t know why the thought of Drew showing up in fucking cargo shorts to the RNC makes me laugh so hard but it does....

Did Lou say that JR was just in decent shape at the end? Are we just letting that burn fly by? I feel like when JR heard that he got his crew together to discuss his fitness level like Kanye talking about gay fish with his crew. Bottom line: Carlos Mancia better watch out.

I can’t make it past the part in the story where Lebron stuffs the shit out of Curry after the whistle. Are there more camera angles? I wanna see Curry’s face as he realizes what’s happening, see Lebron’s look as he decides - “na fuck you man”, see Green laughing at Curry getting bitched. Basically, I would sit down…

So the Ryans show up at the combine in throwback jerseys and fraps and still can't get HBO to put them on the show? How is that not more appealing than a bad New Orleans team?

Don't anyone talk bad about Queen Beyoncé! Didn't anyone see her tonight? Damn she's hot as fuck still. I'd cancel a Girl Scouts event 7 days a week for her without blinking.

You’re right but I had written my point at the start of the debate when he was laying out what his presidency would be about. From the start Hillary was harping on racial inequality, even if subtly. I was happy he finally hit the point, and I agree he did a great job at it, but he has to catch up with minority voters…

I love Bernie but he’s not always the smartest. Hillary has the majority vote because she is a Clinton and has subtlety brought up race. Bernie should mention Flint Michigan when talking about infrastructure and how our crumbling infrastructure has led to some of the most devestating racial discrimination in the…

When everyone is standing around watching is it really “dunking on some kids” or is it “dunking while kids stand around and watch”?

Scout: “we have a good young quarterback, talented tight end, promising players on defense, and the #1 draft pick. If we get even a decent coach we could be good for a long time to come”

Why would you want to change these rules?! This is amazing! Think if the NBA had this and Lebron had to think about the point differential before taking a free throw! I see no downside.

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Manuel with a half hearted helping hand from 5 feet away. “Sorry I’m not sorry old man”

“I swear I’m not trying to break your balls or gotcha you here, I just don’t understand what this statement is saying.”

BUUUUUTTT, did the coach order the kicker to target the ref?

Remember, Tomlin - in all his genius - not only stepped in front of an opposing player in live action but then threw the Patriots under bus for headset problems, calling them cheaters. And NO ONE batted an eye.

You should NEVER apologize to ANYONE for going Joe Dirt on them. That video just isn’t the same now that it’s been pointed out that fireworks would’ve made it so much better.

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