Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

LMAO that giraffe gif.

I think they voted for “burn everything down,” which is a simpler way of saying they voted against the establishment.

Sam Woolley is a god damn hero.

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

Always fucking hare truthers.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

Someone’s going to die.... Whoa.. That’s high... That’s really high... Holy shit... Someone’s going to die... Oh, parachute.

The time to insist upon respect and “class” was before you hopped into the comments to insult the people who work here. Fuck off. Find some other website to read.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Anyone can fill up the stat sheet when they take three days off and just hang around. Let me see what he can do in a back-to-back.

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

As a journalist myself (sports writer for a decent sized paper in Florida) I couldn’t agree with you more. Every single time I get hatemail I relish it. We even have a board up on the wall where we post the best letters (sometimes hand written because of the old people who read us) because they are so good. Keep up…

Quantity of Jets quarterbacks = 4i, where “i” represents the imaginary number you would have to multiply by four to even produce one good quarterback

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.