I look forward to next week’s Deadspin Hate Mail Roundup.

Email me at marchman at deadspin dot com and I can give you info on our BOFA program, which you can use to avoid both ads and the need to self-righteously upbraid people who have nothing to do with ads.

At this point, it’s not even cynical, it’s just an observation.

The first thing that went through my head, “Sure, you guys waived an UDFA. How brave.”
God I’m cynical.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Yakety Sax was unavailable?

I mean, that’s why we ran video of him talking.

Dress jorts or GTFO.

I was just told no cargo shorts in the convention hall so that’s a real blow
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) July 19, 2016

May that Magary gif never lose its relevance.

He would settle for a potential ‘janitor in chief’ position. Given his track record as someone who tries to cover up messes but does a very bad job at it.

Is there a way that you can replace the author photo with of those cool holographic pics from the 90s? So when when we move the book, we see something like this:

Carmelo looks like he’s going for that free team buffet.

Money can’t buy rock bottom, it can only delay it.

“A Kinja account is pretty easy to set up.”

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

Today in Alternate Future History:

Delete your Kinja

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

I’ve got my popcorn ready for the ‘30 for 30' on this one.