So they were going for the Midwestern Ranch Style-Suburban Japanese home look, I see..

It depends on the city. But sometimes they do.

Show of hands, is anyone going to want something besides pepperoni? Dammit, guys....

Finally giving the people what they want! I'm sure I'll be equally happy on April 2nd!

I really wish I could care less about what Weiner thinks...

Yeah, this would be a site for enthusiasts who like to debate. Not a site for cap lock trolls, who insult people rather than explaining the logic behind their posts.

It seems like he's more of a demigod than an actual man.

I'd hardly say this is a exclusive characteristic of the South. I'm up in Chicago and I see this sort of crap all the time..

Lexus IS, Cadillac XLR, Saab 9-3, Mercedes (?), Ford Crown Vic, Lincoln Town Car.

I know. Again, my post was meant to be funny, not serious...

It's all good, no apology needed. I can see how it might have come off as serious, haha.

Quick question. Do you think my post was satire or me being legitimately serious?

Lighten up Francis, I was being cute. I've had my car die on me multiple times during my midnight cliff drives. I'm very well versed in the "last second" tuck-and-roll maneuver.

Yep, just "safely coast off the road" and tighten every orifice you have..

Remember the old Gen-1 Saab 9-5? BAIC found a use for it.

Certainly are a number of Swedish zombies in China these days.

I'm sure the new 200 is a great car, but that is one awesome Batman: The Animated Series painting.

Shh, it's time to play the quiet game.

Quiet down, burner.

But this wasn't directly cross-posted to the other front pages (beyond text link) and that's what the pending section is for. So no need to get worked up.