I read that in a Mad Max voice, cause SoCal and all..

Wait, so you littered and did that? Not cool, bro.

Yeah, you're coming with me on my next trip to China.

Who's Doug?

I took my Hummer to New York Kitty, and it was awful.

You're fired, get out.

If you don’t “get it”, then you probably don't need to get it...

Eye bleach? Nah, I think I’m done with the whole “eye” thing after seeing that.

And then things got real.

If I was going to go down the Saab SUV route, I’d probably go with one of these. The 2.8L Turbo is just dandy in them. Too bad it’s the definition of “unicorn”.

Every time I see a Kotaku article refer to a Zaku as a Gundam, I hear that nerdy voice in my head say “God, Dad! Darth Vader is from Star Wars, not Star Trek, and that’s a Zaku, not a Gundam!”.

Agreed, it's the only theory I'm willing to support.

Pretty much the ol’ Concorde conundrum...

He said ironically amongst the 30 BMW postings.

Well done.

Literally Savages. “Literally” savages. Care to show us a picture of a literal savage?

Man, can’t imagine you’d have much of a crotch left after riding some of those for awhile across a rocky desert...

Yeah, you never, ever, ever want to seek shelter under an underpass. That’s the last thing you do. What saved his life was driving out of the path of the tornado, heck if that thing had shifted towards the bridge, who knows what might have happened to his truck. If he had climbed out of his truck and climbed into the…

Are you talking about old Love Field or new Love Field? Because both are polar opposite. New Love Field is pretty damn nice.

I’d be down for some bug bars and eggs.