I read that in a Mad Max voice, cause SoCal and all..

Wait, so you littered and did that? Not cool, bro.

Nothing like a big hot cup of Buzzkill to kick start the morning..

Immune System: “Dude, we’re in Sierra Leone, I’m sending it back out both ends if you even think about it”.

Oh yeah, totally forgot about Edge of Tomorrow. It was pretty good, doesn’t hold a candle to the source material, but it was alright. Then again, I liked Max and Edge of Tomorrow just as much. Not being a stick in the mud and all. Sorta ironic that they both nearly made the same box office numbers and returns.

Edgy..

Yeah, you're coming with me on my next trip to China.

Who's Doug?

I don’t think they’d have any objection to letting you use it. Not really creating a safety issue or anything.

I took my Hummer to New York Kitty, and it was awful.

“Oh fuck off.”

Man, you’re one depressing little dude. By the way, telling someone to “fuck off”, kinda makes any respectable argument you have fly out the window.

Why? Because the Death Star had an exhaust vent and the second one had an opening large enough to fly a rebel fleet through..

You're fired, get out.

If you don’t “get it”, then you probably don't need to get it...

Eye bleach? Nah, I think I’m done with the whole “eye” thing after seeing that.

HIS PARENTS ARE WHAT?!

And then things got real.

If I was going to go down the Saab SUV route, I’d probably go with one of these. The 2.8L Turbo is just dandy in them. Too bad it’s the definition of “unicorn”.