Doug DeMuro.

I’m speccing out a Camry. When it comes time to sell, we’ll see who has the last laugh.

Cars typically are pretty big.

... I had to double check where you said you were from since you weren’t using freedom units to measure temperature.

The original generation 9-5 is what you were describing. The 9-5 was all new and extremely modern. It also drives very, very well. Great engine, very advanced Haldex system, good interior materials save for wood, great seats, great looks.

So did I.

Fuck the haters, this is a gorgeous car.

You are fine with 90% of the products you own being made in China, but not your automobile?

In before morons “point out” how much maintenance costs on these.... you can buy an entire SMG on ebay for $1500, and can code it yourself for $30 and a little bit of desire. Oh yeah, they also come in 6mt with a transmission nearly identical to the e39 m5 (because same amount of torques), and an entire clutch kit…

Because it’s random and hilarious?

Have you met his late night posts. This man is golden.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

We could have awesome vehicles like this, but nooo... I’m in a country full of fat lazy slobs who “need” an SUV because of “kids” but it’s really because they have adequacy issues, AND want a car because god forbid a pothole jostle their 44oz Big Gulp or wake up the demon-child in the back seat, so we get useless…

OK.

They could spend some of it getting the salt out of you.