Hah! I remember passing him. Right next to that burger place, right off of campus. Yeah, he was not prepared for that..

Worldwide? No, Volvo wagons do pretty well worldwide. If you mean the United States, then sure.

I'm actually actually cool with the Dr. Pepper one. With it having been invented in Waco and all.

Also acceptable: a little badass.

Well assuming it's in this particular beige Camry, probably not a whole hell of a lot, after the cyanide pill kicks in.

Guess the Germans, Australians, and Chinese in the poll get a pass on the "just plain stupid" stereotype, huh?

North, we eagerly await to hear about how "hot" your Summers are.

I went there for the first time right after they had all of the bankruptcy stuff settled and it really is a great museum. The collections, overall design, and location are perfect for a brand like Saab.

Dude, I live in the North and have 2 sets of snow tires. But I'm not going to jump on Southerners for not being used to driving on ice. Especially considering how many drivers I see sliding off the roads up here.

I know, right? With as often as the South gets snow, they should probably be used to it...

Eh, relax. This is Jalopnik, so it's all in good fun.

Texas – You'll only be messing with yourself

Albeit illegal and pretty damn immature consequences...

Or litter.....or litter...

I just started reading his stuff last night and holy monkey balls, that man can write.

Well it's not really a matter of Americans hating wagons per say. It's more of a matter of changing trends. Throughout the 70's and early 80's wagons were very popular, but like with most things in the US, they slowly started to be rejected by the masses in favor of vans, then suvs, then crossovers, and so on. Which…

Meanwhile GE's making me kinda nervous.

Eh, happens to the best of us..

Can't accept this. Needs more Jet Turbine-Power.