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Texas – You'll only be messing with yourself

Albeit illegal and pretty damn immature consequences...

Or litter.....or litter...

I just started reading his stuff last night and holy monkey balls, that man can write.

Well it's not really a matter of Americans hating wagons per say. It's more of a matter of changing trends. Throughout the 70's and early 80's wagons were very popular, but like with most things in the US, they slowly started to be rejected by the masses in favor of vans, then suvs, then crossovers, and so on. Which…

Meanwhile GE's making me kinda nervous.

Eh, happens to the best of us..

Can't accept this. Needs more Jet Turbine-Power.

The GM EV1 seemed pretty futuristic to me.

How dare you, sir.

Oh god, won't somebody please think of the Pandas!?

Yeah, spot on. There are a few performance/luxury/supercars that have me pretty excited. But seeing as how I can actually see myself realistically going out and grabbing one of these, that tips it over the edge compared to the high-end performance cars we all lust after from a distance.

2015 Chevy Colorado. I think it looks super neat-o.

If you don't need to see them again, then don't watch them again? Am I missing something?

Good...good. They suspect nothing. Muhahaha!

Yeah, but I'd still take tornadoes over other natural (unnatural?) disasters that California has to deal with..

It looks pretty cool to me. Maybe you're just looking at it the wrong way?