Westbrook as Hillary Clinton is an analogy that probably needs a lot of unpacking.

I like where you’re going with this. I think my title match would be Nirvana Nevermind vs Pearl​ Jam Black. Counting Crows and Alanis both in contention though. Also Pumpkin’s Siamese Dream and Soundgarden has its own showdown w BadMotorFinger vs Superunknown

I’d nominate: Veruca Salt Eight Arms to Hold You, Better Than Ezra Deluxe, Tribe Abort, Pearl Jam Ten, Garbage Garbage, Stone Temple Pilots Core, Hole Live Through This, Portishead Portishead, Live Throwing Copper, Alice in Chains Facelift, Veruca Salt American Thighs, Elastica Elastica, and Snake River Conspiracy Soni…

No doubt.

Radiohead, Nirvana, Wallflowers, Beck... it was not a bad time. Older Rock jock - we’re just adding 90's material and I truly forgot how good some of it was. It wasn’t all Matchbox20 and Nickelback.

If you don’t know the most famous spoiler in all of gaming then fly on beautiful snowlake, this world is too cruel for you.

Come on bro: only the most tragic moment in the history of video gaming

See, now two bottles of red is pushing it for me, but two bottles of rose, I’m like “Eh, I could still operate heavy machinery.”

What stands out to you that you only lost once. But I can promise you, as someone with an older brother, that one win meant more to your little bro than all of your victories combined did to you.

This is the last time the White House is allowed to ask the first question at a tennis press conference

wut?

and I pee in the shower.

I’ve honestly stopped giving a shit about projections like BP’s. They always expect the Orioles to fade like a bad OKCupid date but the team always outperforms the sum of its parts and I think Buck Showalter and Dan Duquette are why. Duquette isn’t the kind of guy to make big offseason splashes. We make fun of this to…

Also true. But as a fan, I reserve the right to be completely irrational in how I apportion blame.

Well then!

Chip Kelly: Pug

I don’t think you get to that level of nuance unless it’s an honestly-held belief.

Man, fuck Jim Harbaugh for making me feel bad for saying “fuck Jim Harbaugh” all those times.

Because not matter how big of an asshole you are, as long as you are a cis man your fellow penis havers will do their best to lift you up out of the cesspool you’ve made of your life? Just thinking out loud here....