When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Yep, make insurance required, and insurance has to payout to the family of victims. You can bet they would do some serious background checks on people for reasonable premiums. And people that are a potential issue (like people that live with mentally unstable people, like Lanza’s mom) would basically be priced…

So...not being able to afford something is a “punishment?” Jesus, the knots you’re twisting yourself into on this thread, all because you’re scared of losing your guns...

Clearly advanced tactical prayer and armor-piercing condolences are needed, but the liberals won’t let honest Americans own them.

I love pieces like this. Is there any way we could get a semi-regular series like this across all sports? Hearing someone this knowledge about something talk about that something is always interesting.

He was her employer. On the other hand, you are dumb.

Spare a thought for that camera mount, its ball joint ruthlessly murdered

How about you go fuck yourself.

I will NOT.

I think the erection they get holding a fully automatic assault rifle is around 30% more turgid than the one associated with its semi-automatic counterpart.

LeBron sat out half the first with an injury. Cedi Osman started. Four new players who don’t even know the system. Kevin Love in a suit and tie. Sold out pumped up crowd for Paul Pierce’s ceremony. Kyrie playing a team and a LeBron he wants to beat, badly. A week ago the Cavs were done, LeBron was already in LA and no…

This is the kind of dude who has absolutely WRECKED an Arby’s Bathroom and then walks out and complains to the manager that it was like that when he walked in and what kind of lazy people do they have working here anyways.

Shot:

What’s the endgame for these edgelords? Suicide is a problem. It devastates families. You don’t see me out there telling recovering alcoholics “Pick up the bottle YOU PUSSIEZZZZ.”

What a fucking asshole

I’ve been dealing with depression for most of my adult life, and while I’m in a better state now thanks to therapy and support, 2014 was an incredibly rough year for various reasons, and in the middle of it I remember Robin’s death so clearly. That had such an outsized effect on me for exactly the reason you mentioned…

Spoiler alert: In the future, I keep right on saying stuff.

Right? I mean, if you can’t stop the technology altogether or police the entire Internet, then why bother moderating your own website at all? Any rule that’s possible to thwart isn’t worth having, amiright? If you can’t provide a total, instant solution, embrace the problem! High five, brah. Now let’s go watch Fake…

I’m a Michigan grad so I can’t hear you from inside this whiskey bottle.

You’re just fucking pathetic.