Unless you are a republican. Then it takes 3 weeks and catches fire every time. 

It can go from 10 to 80 percent charge in 18 minutes with 240-kW fast-charging

He says he’s a doctor but I don’t see any markings, white coat or stethoscope so I think it’s only fair for someone to pull a gun on him, force him to the ground, make him show his medical board credentials and his med school degree for good measure because everyone knows what’s going on in the US with people…

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

I think it’s funny that the first thing I see when I scroll down is a Chipotle ad.

Their palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit in the aisle already, mom’s spaghetti
They’re nervous, only 6 lavatories and none are ready

Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass’ stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob…

One was not an active threat to anyone, the other is a guy riding a vehicle that weighs a few hundred pounds at 30+ miles per hour on a path meant for pedestrians lol

Let’s suppose things get so bad for Boeing due to their own trashing of their quality standards and shipping defective product that demand dries up and Boeing goes bankrupt. The Boeing management jackasses will descend upon DC screaming and crying for a bailout—absolutely guaranteed—privatized profits combined with…

Can you pass the grey strapon?

And now I keep all my dildos away from Bentleys

lol what a tool

Danny Macaskill did it better:

Haven’t we already done the “dude from Nazareth gets big mad about commerce in a public space” thing?

Good technique. Nice bow wave, kept moving. 10/10. Probably did less damage than taking a CyberTurd through a car wash.

Reminds me of the tragic midair crash of Wayfarer 515 with a chartered plane over Albuquerque, NM a few years ago. That one was caused by a distracted air traffic controller as well.

It makes sense. It’s so much easier to pull over and park a bike on a whim because you saw something cool in a store window. Also, a single car parking spot can be converted into what, 6-10 spots for customers on bikes?

Somewhat. But then I would have to drive an Infiniti. And I’m not just getting started in my IT career.