That poor kid. I’m pretty sure she is their media person, not a writer. She probably got voluntold that she had to start creating content and had no idea what to do since her job was supposed to be video editing, not cars.

I hate this article for making me think of the prequels. You’re dead to me Bradley.

I’ll keep this in mind next time the March for Life disrupts my commute.

I guess we know where the guy that designed the body kit on today’s CP S2k works now.

I’ve always been in the grey. But given my tendency to sass authors I probably would have found my way back anyway. What’re you in for?

True! But it doesn’t look like the original front end is included. So either way if you’re trying to revert it to stock you’re on your own. I suppose if you are looking for one that is stock, or more modestly done, this isn’t for you anyway. Maybe the price is right for someone who appreciates the aesthetic? 

I imagine once you get the kit off and see what was done to make it fit, this car effectively IS a salvage title...

Credit where credit is due - he is not trying to earn his money back. But given how much of the original bodywork must have gotten sawed off to accommodate that body kit, I’m pretty sure it should be priced lower than similar mileage examples. It also has an unknown aftermarket exhaust that does not sit centered in… Read more

When do you die of dysentery? Also can you just skip to the screen where you hunt bison?

Haha mind your words. 2020 isn’t done with us yet.

*Deadspin has entered the chat*

They make the STI package for the Crosstrek which looks like it should have a turbo? Is that close enough?

Has Eyesight gone skynet on you yet? Constant beeps and random emergency braking in the snow made me sell mine after 11 months.

Acknowledging you have a problem is the first step.

I test drove one in 2012, and one in 2018. If you put a gun to my head I don’t think I could have told you the difference sitting inside or driving it. Read more

....Yaris...GR...

Koenigseggs for everyone!

The way that lady was holding the pistol almost killed several people

Yeah...this has existed in every major city for years already. Go to any area with bars after 11pm.

I don’t remember any espresso in Williamsburg. Do you mean butter churns? Or blacksmiths? Read more