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The Fault in our Death Stars
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VFX, writing, and directing by the same guy? Do you want Wolverine: Xmen Origins claws? Because this is how you get Wolverine: Xmen Origins claws.

Next time he should look to Quantum Leap.

It looks like Wes Anderson prompted midjourney with “What if Wes Anderson directed Close Encounters”

On road tires and 91.

They were using slats to delay airflow separation.

Will it be hanging out drinking in the back of an el camino?

The real twist will be when the judge complains about back pain from the bulky wallet in his back pocket, and the defense attorney offers him a quality minimalist carbon fiber wallet with room for 7 cards AND your cash

Does the name of the wallet company rhyme with “Smidge?”

It’s because when one of them hits you doing 60 in a 35 it will literally feel like getting struck by a planet.

So very many red flags.

Good lord! You can’t just post a picture of an Alpha with no warning. Some of us are in public!

Close. It’s phosphogypsum.

It’s a crapload of work. But you can’t have inflected people flying around.

I saw a documentary about them training Velociraptors too, and they ended up saving a bunch of people. So maybe these are just preparing to protect us from the Meg?

“Has YOUR car recently been engulfed in flames and rammed with a Subaru??? Come to the collision experts at CrashChampions!”

He’s that guy from The Hobbit right? What else has he done?

Then how is Jared Leto supposed to make a living???

Shame cars don’t already have some non-GPS device that records mileage. Maybe one that Texas could check during an annual vehicle inspection.