“... I know this!”

1. No one who had a Myspace account could be Gen Z

I was ready to meet a red hatted guy in a back alley and he was going to hook me up with Ivermectin

You’re going to use the soft-road appearance package of one of the most bland vehicles of all time as some sort of last-stand, own the libs vehicle?

Yeah, how dare I advocate for a society where fewer people die unnecessarily.

Very much a relief that the Z71 package has been added. Now me and my children Tanlyeigh, Macaydan, Drandinn, and Briyannaxtin won’t have to worry when the school parking lot has leaves on it. 

There once were some NIMBYs in Nantucket
demanding that windmills kick the bucket
but the RATs had no standing,
the whales undemanding,
so the judge told them to take their lawsuit and huck it.

an electric vehicle would be a total loss after it has been consumed by flames like Joan of Arc tied to a stake

Wankel Rotor wheels. Nice. 

I learned in 2001 that a car is garbage if it can’t do a 10 second 1/4

20 years please

Between paying Youtube and paying creators directly through services like Nebula, I know which one I’d prefer. That is if they actually make it impossible to view Youtube with ad blockers

‘Salt’???

Love it, but the Raptor is just too much for me I want something less. Like maybe they could lower it, put back the turbo 4, shorten the bed and add a integrated canopy. Make is smaller overall, add a manual and start it at $27500. They could name it “Ford Focus ST”.

Ok, I’ll bite.

Hell of an ad for this business though:

She drove her Dodge into the harbor when she mistook it for a ford.

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...still waiting on my meth...

So what year Altima was she driving?