I’m so sorry you think that. 

Wait, was that clip the entire thing? Sigh, I miss King of the Hill.

This now the third movie in the last few years that Chris Evans and Ana de Armas are in together, and I can’t say I blame either one of them. 

Evans is the Cameron Diaz hapless civilian accidentally drawn into the other’s schemes

I’m pretty sure that no actual human being has ever been named “Mason Kane.”

I think “You’re Next” is one of the best slashers of the 2010/20s. And its commentary on the elite feels more biting than the recent trend we’ve seen lately in media attempting the same theme.

It was weird, cause it looks like he’s wearing two coats around the lapels, with an extra sleeve hanging down, sort of like a loincloth.

This is extremely flawed logic. 

JADA MADE IT EVERYONE’S BUSINESS BY PUTTING IT ON THAT STUPID SHOW AND AIRING WILL’S PAIN FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.  

Brought to you by “white people who think just by saying ‘black woman’ you’re making a good point, and have to be sided with, no matter how inane your argument is.”

Aaron Sorkin stands and, as the music swells, begins to deliver a lengthy, empassioned response on the noble virtue of the writer’s craft, before Rob McElhenney punches him out.

Jeff Healey? Man, that dude could play his ass off IIRC.

At first I pitied you (and myself) just a little bit, but then I saw your name, and now I hug you with my feelings. Bless.

What in the actual Christ is that headline?

I quite like seeing these brilliantly deep, experienced actors like Ben Gazzara lending their powers to these kinds of films in equal measure to their more ambitious work. The folly of bringing your entire Cassavetes film energy to Road House delights me.

If guns are not the problem and people are the problem, why would you give the problem guns?

 American gun "culture" is mental illness. 

We’ve restricted ourselves to not working on anything else while Cunk is on. The jokes fly that damn fast and all of them gems. Don’t know why but the line “...like the mummies of Scooby Doo fame...” had me giggling for days afterwards.

I had a feeling that would be the case, will probably watch it anyhow but Brooks hasn’t been funny since the ‘90s unfortunately :(

The way you describe the “Fuck the North” bit makes it sound like a direct rip-off of Trainspotting 2's excellent “No More Catholics” bit.