That fraud Flash would probably hoover up all the royalties despite having fuck all to do with The Message.

From all the buzz it was getting (best script everyone involved has ever seen etc.) I was expecting at least a promising trailer, Not Lego Movie with wanking jokes.

A big dollop of Talking Heads mixed in there, too.

Butler and Kilmer have both played Elvis, so that works.

That looks surprisingly bad.

I’ve never really seen a game of baseball but I love a lot of films on this list - Bad News Bears, The Natural, Everybody Wants Some!!! and particularly 8 Men Out are all crackers.

The party’s over, Chairface!

We all have to masturbate at the same time, or it won’t work.

To be fair, they didn't make it easy to identify him - fat suit, German accent, ridiculous gold teeth...

I think some people know it’s meant to be a bit camp, look at Scott Adkins’ performance in the new one.

That’s his main “problem” these days - his regular repertory company just keeps growing like Japanese knotweed. At some point he’s going to have to not cast anyone who hasn’t worked with him before, because once he casts an actor he can’t seem to ever shake the buggers.

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Apart from the bit with Angela Bassett, I’m sure we can all agree.

Point Blank pisses all over Oldboy from a great height.

Yes, and I listed to that song just yesterday!

Nicole Kidman now or in the 90s?

Jesus - Fuck Internet!

That’s a sad comment on the state of the UK economy. When I was a kid £33,000 would have been over $40k, I’m sure. Maybe even up to $45k.

I really hope that mistake was bait. Either way, top work!

Fuck me, what a horrible, mean-spirited article.