Agreed, there’s no way that someone could misinterpret the way she did there.

...Monkey Tennis?

Ah, it’s right at the beginning, The Rock is chasing Ryan Reynolds from the scene of the first heist, jumps in a handy sports car, Sabotage boots up and...The Rock gets sideswiped by an ice-cream van or something similar, having driven about 3 feet.

I could be swayed by arguments in favour of, like, ten of them or so.

“talking for about 2 hours about nothing?”

The best thing about the car crash gag

Does anyone else want to see the cut of this episode that is just Frank on stage, talking for about 2 hours about nothing?

If the pilot was so amazing, why did they crash? Huh? HUH?

It's the best performance in a show stuffed with great ones. His ability to look wounded, and make you feel sorry for a man as loathsome as Tom, is masterful.

I fucking love Amber Midthunder as Kerry, so I’m excited for that despite myself.

Riders of Justice was a great film, one of the best I’ve seen this year.

“The Rat symbolises Obviousness” might be the last Simpsons joke I actually laughed at.

I neither drink tea nor do I love the Queen!

I would love if they set a film like that, or Holy Motors or something, in the MCU/Star Wars.

Sorry, your comment didn’t appear before and now it looks like I was just parroting you!

That’s the single greatest line reading in history.

STAR is the tits, thanks to that we get Reservation Dogs, Mr Inbetween, Only Murders In The Building and Atlanta for the price of a Disney+ subscription (which didn’t go up if you already had Disney+), and that’s just the new and ongoing stuff, never mind the giant Fox library.

Oh no! Try this one:

James Corden isn’t gay, he’s just British.

It looks like Stephen Dorff half a second before he explodes in Blade.