When the zombies come, all the open floor plan people will have no place to hide. Also, zombies can recharge by touching granite countertops. ITS A DECORATING FACT

I learned this when a black friend refused to eat my burritos at the office potluck because he had never seen my kitchen and didn’t trust it.

I've had black friends utterly shocked by my slovenliness as a white woman. 

I agree about seeding Bari Weiss #1, but I’m a bit confused about Bret Stephens at 16, unless the idea was to pit them head-to-head immediately. 

The real change is the friends she made along the way...

And after that tweetstorm, it is probably a very necessary grudge that has expanded to include Picoult and Weiner as well.

Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

Alternatively: Use our words like adults and ask them to recline their seat a bit less.

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

It’s like the leopard ate his face, but he has money for facial surgery, so... Keep eating those faces!

I’m sad I missed this. I lived in Rhode Island and would have loved to do this.

I very much want this story to be real.

For real those are the shoes you use in the shower in jail though

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

There’s something vaguely therapy shaming about that headline, me thinks.

Therapy is GREAT and everybody should have a chance at speaking with a thoughtful, intelligent empathetic counselor at one point in their life, especially during a crisis. 

Here’s a link for anyone who’s curious or likes to reminisce.

Best Jez reply ever.

“My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives”

Ugh. Nothing against the Jean family if this is how they need to process their grief, but I thought we’d already learned our lesson about using these types of images as simplistic propaganda.

So much this. I admit that I watched the forgiveness speech last night and was moved. My kids watched it as well, and I said “His brother is a better person than I am.” And then we went to bed.