Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.

OTOH fuck her.

I mean, it’s pretty on-brand for an American teacher of the French language to be linguistically pedantic and a religious bigot in equal measures.

Joke being: let’s stop. You’re trolling or you’re an idiot. Either way..

Please, do tell us what these “actual lives” circumstances involve aborting a healthy full-term fetus.

Seriously, don’t feel bad for those people. I posted above - my parents live at the resort. First of all, yes, they are generally assholes. Second, the place is structured to look like an old slave plantation, with a literal ‘big house’ and slave cabins where the guests stay. Third, there are 4 pools and at least 5…

I have no clue what they’ve been waiting for... she’s more entertaining and well dressed than Shamari, Tanya and Porsha combined....

They'll look great when a flying house from Kansas lands on you.

It’s not upcycling if you take a brand new, perfectly usable sandal, and turn it into hot garbage that makes it look like you got your foot caught in a diving flipper. Not okay.

Or just broaden the definition of ‘father’ to include trans men who give birth? Seems like that would be far more logical than using a word that is pretty universally understood as referring to women. 

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

My dad was a raging alcoholic asshole who would sell his own kid for a nickle.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

This is some serious white people shit.

I watched parts of this live, and it was far more dramatic than implied here.

One of my daughters started taking all her siblings’ band shirts (MCR etc) and wearing them with black shorts, black scrunchie and knock off combat boots. She says she’s ‘alt VSCO’ but she may just be messing with me.

Yup, my 12 year old is all about the VSCO girl aesthetic. Or as I remember it, the PACSUN aethetic.

Please explain it to me.  

How could you leave out Cindy Barshop and her vajazzling empire? I demand an addendum!!

I’m pretty sure my 15 yo is a VSCO girl, and I can’t figure out if that’s a compliment or insult? I’m afraid to ask.