Really, never? No matter what she does?

It should be expected that a state that bases its economy off of a giant mouse will naturally be overrun with giant snakes.

I like to think of it as the future Southernmost Vancouver.

Oh let the eccentric old lady live her life, you joyless pricks. Don’t like it?

To be fair, no it isn’t. It’s never on the damn label. The label always says:
Under 2 years- Ask a doctor.

I am a mom, and it is obnoxious.

He did!! He gave a statement that was read on the podcast saying he was proud of his grandson and how he handled a difficult situation. Nothing about how he made that situation more difficult, though.

I mean, I already called her a Trump supporter.

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

Joan, as a former recapper whose site was tragically shuttered last year I am living vicariously through this awesome recap and hope there are many more to come.

That extra $215 million doesn’t exist and it never will. The vast majority of people who jump turnstiles or sneak in through emergency exits either won’t or can’t afford to pay either way.

The doctor who sat down with her FOR TWO HOURS is a freaking saint.

I have never understood the point of canned, chopped tomatoes.

More ghost stories should end with the ghost being all “Oh, my name is Drew”. 

Also: can we recognise he took his friends assault and made it about him? Ugh

Let me alleviate your fears and say that no one their right mind goes through two trimesters of pregnancy and then is like “actually I don’t want a kid.” Every single abortion that happens in the third trimester is out of medical necessity. Every single one. And no state in the US allows for late term abortions if…

They’re dressing like their own great-great-grandmothers, in a claim, conscious or not, to a racialized and gendered history.

If Jezebel becomes the daily Blow Job for Bernie, like Gawker was in 2016; I’m out.