HELP PEOPLE CARRY STROLLERS, EVERYONE! THIS CANNOT BE STRESSED ENOUGH!

Regarding Colton’s ownership of his former partner’s sexual assault, it’s not clear from this article if you guys are aware, but the ex in question was Aly Raisman, who we all know as one of the most visible victims of that fuck Nassar. Sexual assault victims in general don’t owe anyone a damn thing about their…

The real question is:

I love how the cover photo for this story is the same as the camping teen who woke up to the bear “crunching” on his head. 

It could be -and has been- worse. This “appetite suppressant candy” was a popular diet product that had been around since the early 1960s until the mid 1980s. By 1988, it was off the market...

How about can shows like Meet the Press stop booking these clueless old white dudes. They should have Alexandria on next week in response.

Can old and middle aged white men like shut the fuck up for the next 400 years. Looking at you Bill Maher, Chuck Todd and anyone at Fox News. Thanks

I really wish you could enter a plea of “this law sucks” in addition to either guilty or not guilty.

For real. I would consider letting this go to trial and see if a jury of my peers would convict me. 

It’s weird how social media has turned motherhood from ‘social role shaped by an important biological function’ into flat-out ‘Amway for vaginas’.

I speaks to the sickness of this country that her GoFundMe is at about $35,000 while the one for the wall has passed $20m.

You know whats great about herpes? You cant catch it twice.

Indeed, WWD notes that Cindy Barshop, the woman behind a “revagination spa” that offers vaginal steaming worst Real Housewife of New York of all time and person responsible for the vajazzling “trend”, thinks “This is really about empowering women.”

Somehow, it highlights the chinlessness more???

“It’s blue! You know, for men!”

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I want those kids to go to jail more than I want Donald Trump to

Ask baby Hitler if a hot dog is a sandwich.