If national treasure Tituss Burgess loses again to a half-assed impression of our shitass president — whose mannerisms are so mortifyingly brutish and childlike that everyone and their mother can imitate them just as well as first-rate dunce Alec Baldwin — then I will lose my shit. I’ll go Lemonading.

Or dads

“Then get tinted windows.”

Apparently the last time you paid attention to tennis was the early 90s. 

And by extension, US men won’t have to test at all!

You’re looking for a problem where none exists.

we’ll always have Paris.

“Meet with 35 stunning women the first hour over cocktails. Select one (or two, if you like) to join you for dinner … Need help choosing the right company? Our host will pair you with someone of interest.”

So whats the over-under that the “female friend” is geek darling Felicia Day?

God I love this scene

Still relevant.

I hate that woman.

What is Tooti Loman’s hot take on this?

Every time I see a Trump headline that actually makes me happy, I then remember that nothing will probably become of this. These people seem to get away with everything. It’s mind-boggling.

The bigger question is... why in God’s name is anyone willing to fuck Rudy Giuliani? Not enough money in the world.

Does she look good though? I’m asking for a friend.

They seem like exactly the kind of men who are now going to claim to understand the plight of women and treat them as, you know, people, because they have a daughter.

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.