Holy shit. I cannot imagine. I cannot IMAGINE! Doing something so incredibly difficult and selfless (YES even if you’re being paid out the wazoo this is selfless as fuck) and compassionate...only to hear people making remarks about your goddamn VAGINA while giving birth. Holy shit I hope Jeff and Gage have horrible…

Absolutely agree, her choice. My choice to harshly judge and be annoyed by these people.

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

All of the above, plus the little-girl-biting-her-lower-lip thing. What woman out of her teens actually does that?

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,

I hope Eric’s ok. He’s such a darling, gentle soul.

You are not a lost cause. You have worth. The world is a better place with you in it.

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

This is hitting me hard this morning and I’m still trying to come to grips. I’m currently doing the work to try to get a handle on my depression and it’s so fucking hard. And it’s expensive and time consuming and draining! But I’m hoping there is light on the other side. But when I hear about Anthony and Kate Spade,…

I feel like the author maybe hasn’t seen just how small penises can be.

Yes, never forget that MPs must live in dire fear of ‘legal consequences’. What a burden.

I didn’t think there could be a worse way to tip than a Christian pamphlet but here we are.

you remember a lot.

Given that they used a U2 song I feel pretty confident saying nobody did it to brandish their good taste.

It will come as no shock to anybody who is familiar with the place that this happened in East Lansing.

Not gonna lie, this tweet is made 100% better by reading in tune with Slam by Onyx.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Evening, Jezzies!

Nails I did for an Instagram collaboration. World Ocean Day is next week 😊🐟🐚

There is soooooo much ambien going on in this dirtbag.