She & I are literally on the exact same page, so now I feel like I have good taste

November 17. Me, Ru, and Danny DeVito 🎉

Congrats Lil’ Ru Ru! You deserve it. About 10 or so years ago, I was in the process of reading his memoir. One day I was at Trader Joe’s in Toluca Lake waiting in line. I noticed he was behind me and I turned around and put my arms out and said LITTLE RU RU! He mentioned his nickname in the book, hence me calling him…

Fuck, I am WAITING for a politician to come up and say: Hey, mofos, we banning everything but hunting rifles, and small caliber hand guns. Anything else is gone. Buy back program, repeal the 2nd amendment, peace.

The Duggars

it’s more like they both ripped off that music video with Christopher walken where’s he straight laced but dancing like a freak in a fancy hotel

I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.

You forgot the choice for white people not to have their children go to school with Black people.

Watched as I’m hooked up to a spectra s2. Weirdly I was just jealous of how much milk she apparently pumped . . .

LOL! Also known as “library school graduation.”

Seriously thought that was a BDSM thing for a brief minute.

Has it changed? Or is it exactly the same?

It’s a very privileged thing to do to just stop working.

But everything excites a labrador!

I once spilled five freshly pumped ounces all over my lap while trying to get my pump off at a red light. On the way to a big client meeting. It was a real double whammy.

And the voice! It was so affected and demonic!

“Her husband gets his dick sucked at the Roundup and I know the boys who did it!”

I didn’t watch the preview yet and honestly can’t now that I know this imagery exists lol. I was an underproducer and the day I accidentally knocked over a FULL bottle of pumped milk from 2 separate pumping sessions at work, was truly one of the most harrowing and emotionally taxing days of my life. I cried. For a…

It was a bit. Has she worn it since? Too lazy to google, but the joke landed.

I hope Tiffany and Maya host next year just so he can stay mad.