My Medela spoke to me while I pumped. Sometimes it was inspirational “keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going” and sometimes not so inspirational “I’m done, I’m done, I’m done, I’m done”
Is that weird? Anyone else?

hahahaha saaaaaaaaaame!

Whomever coined “no use crying over spilt milk!” never pumped at 3am.

I don’t think any trailer has made me gasp so loud in horror, ever.

Yeah. Basically whenever I start hankering for a baby (I clocked in at just 1) I sort of rewind to the time echoed by the moment in the trailer when the kids say “Mom, what’s wrong with your body?” and add the breast pump noise to the image. Best aversion therapy ever.

I once accidentally poured fresh breast milk into my coffee.

My husband once threw away just-pumped milk I put in a bottle (1/3 full) which I left on the kitchen counter because he thought it was left-over formula (my son was an adorable, insatiable little beast so we needed to do both breast + formula). Husband didn’t think to check. He poured it down the sink.

I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.

Yes, that kills me. Just do it in the order of the picture. And have them always appear above OR below the image (not some people listed above and then a random mention below). It’s a simple ask that would make me oh-so happy!

I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

*Whoosh*

I can’t stand Diane Keaton. Woody Allen advocacy aside, I absolutely cannot tolerate her flustered, stammery “acting.”

I don’t think that Emma Gonzalez is trying to assimilate a la Marco Rubio.

I agree, however I’ll eat grasshoppers in the offseason and maybe I’m just expecting them?

HAHA my co-worker brought in roasted pumpkin seeds after her kids carved their pumpkins so after we ate ALL OF THEM (seriously the home made ones are AMAZING) i told everyone that story lol enjoy your poops!

I play in a fucking band and it’s still too loud for me.

I’m sure Bostonians will receive this news with calm and understanding.

D) Everybody quits having sex, because ew gross.

Ahhh, now I miss Mark.

Amazing win. “Taught” him in clinics when he was a 6 year old creating havoc at the tennis center, so super cool to see him win a title.