“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

I held a grudge against him for saying he wanted to hit a woman he saw using a Kindle on an airplane. This was 9 or so years ago. Then I accepted I was being petty. So, I read a lot by him, and really liked his writing. I can’t say I regret reading him, but obviously that’s done.

Let’s not forget the Winter Games continue through March 2018. Let’s continue to support our Paralympians through to the end of the actual games.

Yes, the primary difference being that American women are able to earn medals while the men earn participation ribbons.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

I absolutely hate that argument because when you apply it to anything else, it reveals how absurd it is. Just because something could be obtained/done illegally doesn’t mean we shouldn’t bother taking action against them.

..and they have some of the best overall branding on the market, in my opinion. I used to keep my crayons in Cafe Bustelo cans and in elementary school was inspired to write an entire short story about Sr. Bustelo who lived on a tropical island in the 1950s. I won an award for it. lol

“Figuring the person was a first-generation immigrant, Miller’s suspicions weren’t set off.”

I was laughing about this last night with my girlfriend. I think it was the girl before Goggia’s run he was talking about how mediocre she was skiing and how slow she was going, her tuck wasn’t good, then she hit the split timer and she had the fastest time of the day. He immediately switched to how fast she was going…

This couple makes me want to lose weight so I can find somebody to toss me around like that.

Results I would have liked to see:

Federer would have won the point without picking up the racket.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

90% of homes that have ESPN also have NBCSN.

“Do you believe in miracles?... Neither do we. Let’s cut away and join Harold as he walks the streets in pajamas and novelty glasses and interviews bewildered locals.”

Rope Dicks

F*ckabee Sanders

“I got you a new gift, a divorce!”

*sigh* I’m not “making” you do anything. I’m making a suggestion if you want to block that poisonous messaging that’s clearly - as per #13RussianIndictments, and Brexit - brainwashing large susceptible blocks of the public.

They have literally one job.