Nope. Tents on the beach are discourteous AF, and ruin the experience for others. If the beach is empty or you’re truly the last row of towels/chairs, by all means. But a curse on the houses of anyone who sets up a tent between me and the ocean.

This reads more like ironic, bitter Buzzfeed. Just like Gawker started as ironic, bitter celebrity gossip. I’ll allow it.

She seems like someone you’d want to smoke a whole bunch of weed with.

That story was told better than any Ted Talk ever.

John McEnroe as John Munch.

nothing to see here, bernie tomic is always that bad

He’d probably only be happy at a wildlife refuge in Africa if he was killing the animals.

She’s basically a Bratz doll.

Did you wander in here by accident? Is there someone we can call?

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat…

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Ivanka Trump always talks like she’s doesn’t want to be rude, but she’s really pissed that you’re going to wake the baby.

‘If you want to get the matching panties, you can get them but they’re $14.95.’”

Not a stretch to suggest that Federer could relate, given his loss to Rafa in that epic Wimbledon final (9-7 in the 5th) a year earlier.

Imagine Matt McGorry without the charisma:

Oh, wait..........you said TENDER, not SLENDER man?

That’ll be the day he finally strokes out and dies.

I guess that answers the question about her being either the 699th best or 701st best tennis player in the world.