Speaking of, tune in this August, when I finally get around to writing my ode to ICE PLANET BARBARIANS.

I am trying to see the negative in looking like a fancy pirate.

Fraternities and sororities are largely based on exclusion. As a sorority reject, I’m trying to define my opinion on more than just my own personal experiences, but there you have it. The “College House” system, on the other hand, is awesome. Like Rice University here in Houston, first year students are randomly…

He’s transparent, all right.

Just a guess: It’s because they speak English.

Gtfoh, Berdych is also a joyless robot.

I am looking froward to a ham handed skit featuring Querrey and Allen Iverson, probably on Jimmy Kimmel.

You know....a toe tag printed on a sock....

Ruby de la Booby cannot exist without Ruby de la Booby.

I’ve been fascinated by this documentary.....in this part you can truly see Dre is not the messed up man he once was. I know there is no excuse for what he did, ever. But people do grow and change for the better. You can really see where he grew up—when he’s talking about meeting his wife and opening his eyes to…

Colette was unique, though. I was neither skinny enough nor rich enough to buy anything there, but I felt very fancy just wandering around it. It was just different.

Come on! ... I have kids, it’s just not my lifestyle.

Unless a Kardashian can secure me a reservation at Dorsia, who cares if she uses coke.

Is it just me or did the Trivago guy learn english by watching Paul Newman movies?

Excuse me, what’s in your wallet?

Does anyone really care about this woman?

I would have cringed at that sandwich place, too, because I have a feeling everything there is made from cow. I can’t eat beef, and I have to be super careful about cured meats. And striata baguette? Not a thing. Total bullshit pretentiousness that counts on customers pretending to know what it is.

He’s making a perfectly cromulent point in the rest of the column, but I didn’t absorb any of it because that one trainwreck paragraph had me curled in a ball under my desk.

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I…