I read the title as “Let’s go get food” and I almost thought she was a genius.

Ivanka’s “job”: Nose

Roger had to have back surgery that kept him out the whole post-Wimbledon part of last season and then came back and won his 18th Slam at the 2-17 Australian Open AND the Indian Wells-Miami Sunshine Double.

Alright, I’ll bite.

This is revolting.

I anticipate an increase in public nudity citations in Ocean City, NJ this summer.

The AFC is currently planning disciplinary action against the Iraqi Football Federation

“Fiscally responsible, family values candidate”

Yeah absolutely bang on. Reminds me a lot of Sabre the surfer girl - to anyone else it would seem very put on but that’s just how we act!

What’s old is new again.

He sets off my theatre kid detector. His exaggerated mannerisms and rehearsed speech patterns project a performance rather than a personality.

THIS is the Real L Word. Bunch of rich, drama-filled (mostly) white lesbos dressed in linen. (note, I am gay in case this is read as any kind of hatred based on sexuality)

I don’t think so. Other than a change in spouse/partner, she seems just as ...exhausting? ... as any other mommy blogger.

Roger in every Wimbledon from 2005-09, ‘08 being the notable exception when Rafa won (but he played Roger in the final). And in the AO from ‘05-07 as well.

It’s possible. But I wanted to shit on Andy/Stan’s chances more than I wanted to make a rational comment.

I’m a big fan of Rafa. But the forehand you put in a gif is the epitome of routine. That gets returned 98 times out of 100 by a pro player that isn’t injured.

Why the Edberg diss? Three straight Wimbledon finals (winning two) against a Becker in his prime. Won two US Opens, first over Courier and then over Sampras (who’d already won his first). Serve-and-volleyed to a French Open final. Won a couple of Aussie Opens (including one over Mats Wilander). 14-13 head to head…

One of my local schools, which is pretty rough, was pondering the idea of uniforms. At a school board meeting, one of the security guards got up to speak and said [paraphrased] “I’d appreciate if you didn’t make every perp look the same on our low-def video cameras.”

This place will have more flair. Trump flair. American flair.

I love the announcer on the right (I didn’t catch his name), he is always so genuinely enthusiastic about the women competitors and an absolute delight in every NW clip I watch. He’s a good egg and clearly a huge Jessie Graff fan, who is absolutely extraordinary and worthy of fandom!