Can we mock him for stealing the late Stephen Jay Gould’s moustache? And for the moustache having more scientific knowledge than the rest of him?

Is that Harry Potter’s muggle uncle?

I mean, he looks like he enjoys food, anyways. So there’s that.

Well Bouchard is insufferable and annoying and she just wants to bang Bieber.

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

District Attorney: “Mr. Netherland, do you have an explanation for why we found a dozen dead gay porn stars buried in your back yard?”

Wrong movie. They don’t fuck.

#sexjusticeforlaura

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....

Like, I just watched Sarah Huckabee Sanders talk and let me tell you, if that was poetry, it was some pretty fucked up high school English class poetry.

oh for fuck’s sake.

Her wishes include hardwoods, lots of counterspace, neutral colors, a big yard, 4K+ sq feet, Seattle, walkability, and her budget is 7 million.

I’ve been doing it for months. I don’t understand why Cooper just started.

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

Duh, we’ve all watched spongebob. 🙄

DeVos would later ask during her speech, “Have you ever heard of multi level marketing?”

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

LIKE YESTERDAY

I’m mad at Comey for giving him this opportunity!!!