Yeah I know she’s in it, I haven’t gotten a chance to start it yet. Too much good TV! I’m behind on The Expanse and I’ve made American Gods my priority for the moment.

Really? I thought S4 was one of the best

The last few episodes of S4 hit me like a ton of bricks. Poussey was probably my favorite character :( :( :( Samira Wiley is so talented.

Did Kushner & Kellyanne Conway get one too?

I guess that explains how he can throw himself on his back without breaking it:0

Can someone please give Tom Holland all of Kendall Jenner’s modeling contracts? The man can BRING IT.

My roommate and I had a backpack fashion show as we walked out the door to work this morning.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Me: Delicioso!

I’m up for this. While I’m not your boyfriend, I am particularly fond of dancing while hopped up on sugar. I also have a Big Bird backpack that is great for boogying because Big Bird’s legs hang down and dance too when I get to really moving.

omg I loved that sketch in such a deep, deep way

This reminds me of one of my favorite stories in the world: how Happy Days jumped the shark. Henry Winkler’s mother, in every bit the cliche overbearing Jewish mother way, kept insisting to him that he needed to tell the producers that he had skills they weren’t utilizing. “HARRY.” (His mom called him “Harry.”)…

And if I can’t sing in every sketch, then let me lip sync.

Chris Pine’s hosting duties on Saturday Night Live this week gave him plenty of opportunities to play to his wheelhouse of “Star Trek Captain” and “Fratty Douche,”

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

Haley Joel Osment

This is the correct answer:

Mine fell out five weeks after I got it, so they definitely do “just fall out”. But I knew. Very much so. Where’s that ‘elevator of blood’ gif when you need it? (Stayed in JUST long enough that I got to suffer all the cramping of it going in, and then the second it started to get better out it came. Thanks for…

They’re both so insufferable. I wondered how they stayed married to other people all of those years. At one point, they were calling each other “Mommy” and “Daddy.” No way in hell would I be happy with my spouse behaving that way with their co-worker. Their divorce will be a shit show of epic proportions.

Jenna Elfman for starters, once her current show gets cancelled.