Please tell me we’re not going to see this image over and over and over again as some sort of proof of god and his goodness and the strength of his will and bla bla bla ....

Oh my goodness. I genuinely do not know if I should feel bad for laughing at this.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Yes! I am all over this. Is it just me, or is Kumail the cutest but no one talks about how he’s the cutest?

It certainly didn’t help that the media sucks. Everyone breathlessly reported everything stupid thing that came from WikiLeaks. But they rarely questioned Trump about every lie he or his campaign told. Now those same people in the media want to play the victim when Trump or others members of the administration are…

Because it involved her goddam emails.

But...that’s not really why a lot of people voted for her? I think it’s so sexist that people keep pushing this. I voted for her because she had such a long and successful career and had a lot of the same values I did. Abortion access and gun control are two of my biggest issues for example and she has a strong…

Without the Comey letter this book would be all about how brilliant her campaign was, guaranteed. It would even have the same title. 

So I think a) you need a clear, defined message, and a simple one. And b) you need someone who—and I hate to say this—but you need someone that doesn’t have as much history and baggage that they cart with them onto the campaign trail.

Behngazhi!!!!11!!!

Something something...

Oh, so it wasn’t because of Bernie Sanders?

This is exactly how I wanted to start my morning:

Let’s be real, Anna only wore that boring-ass frock because it lets her wear her terrible Manolo mules, which her baby toes are always trying to escape.

ITS NOT AVACADO TOAST ITS TOAST WITH AVACADO ON IT AVACADO TOAST WOULD BE TOAST MADE FROM AVACADOS

Hm, haven’t tried it with egg or sour cream yet. I just add tomato, salt, and pepper. Thanks for the idea!

I’ve been making avocado smoothies. Bringing basic to a whole new level.