Oh I think you are right. She left the tour and then had her baby. I loved her. She is so funny, I loved how she always gave shit to her husband.

I was ready for Kvitova to cement herself close to the top but the knife attack ruined that.I want Coco to break through, but she is such a headcase. I kinda fell in love with Sevastova at the Open last year, but she might not ever break into the top 10. Madison has SUCH power, but when she gets tight, she hits…

How so?

And the question is, does she want to return after and at what training level. I think Li Na got tired of it after having a kid.

True, but Serena is still outpacing everyone at her age. So if anyone can do it, it’s her.

Kim Clijsters did it. Had a baby that she could hug when she won the US Open.

That’s awesome! First person to win a Grand Slam while pregnant! GOAT. Take that, Roger.

She is one of those women who refuses to go up a size even if it looks better and feels better. “I’M A SIZE 4, DADGUMMIT!”

What is the weekly manicure budget for these women?

Whoops. They were talking about Vin Diesel. But yes.

Yes, just this morning someone commented on Jez that Trump is like a 13-year-old girl with her period. He wishes!

“My name is Maria...”

Right? I mean the Clintons were grifters who wanted to cure AIDS. Immoral! But Ivanka is a grifter who wants to sell me fashun. Way better.

No, Ivanka is a moderating force. Remember? So she eats her steak medium. But still with catsup.

Was the steak big? Was the steak beautiful?

I only retire clothing when it gets to be so smelly that even the dog can’t stand me. For tops, cheap stuff at Old Navy works just fine. And I always try to get my fave bras on sale. The only place I don’t mind forking out money is on socks and shoes.

And you call yourself a Harry fan!

I watched it and he played “Sign of the Times” first. Unless I was more drunk than I thought. Which is possible.

It was a bit of a joke but thanks.

Time impacts everything, except for Claire’s skin.