Compressed and aerodynamic!

The only article on leggings I care about: “I Was Forced to Wear Control Top L’eggs and a Hairshirt While Flying on a Pass and You Should, Too!”

He plays one character: The Pedant.

Cocaine did his brain no favors.

I have not enjoyed him since he foisted the insufferable Josh Molina on us.

The scales fell off of Sorkin’s eyes and he was shocked to find women are ignored except when we wear leggings.

Not only will they stick with something the like, Head, for example, would be happy to make a racquet for Roger that is the exact same as the Wilson he uses, only with Head paint and logo. Happens all the time.

Coke bottles are the best!

My daughter has a game on her iPad called “Trump Dump.” You are a bird trying to not get killed by the obstacles, before you crap on his head. It sends you notifications like, “Time to take your daily dump on Trump!” I love it.

I’m going to sound like a bad mom but I think(?) she watched people open them on Youtube and became intrigued. She does like to eat the chocolate egg. Now it’s a “Mommy, I’ve missed you! Where are my eggs!” kind of routine.

Please don’t tell my kid. I like to only buy them when I fly overseas. Stepping on those toys is like stepping on a Lego.

Yes, you can’t really find them in the US. Choking hazard.

Brenevin. And a giant Toblerone. Oh, and a SoBo troll doll. Way cheaper at duty free.

Things I bought in the duty free shop on my way home from Iceland: Kinder surprise eggs, Clinique Chubby Stick, and leather leggings. This is my version of the Leather Special.

Get a cortisone shot and wear pretty shoes. Also, good luck with your race!

Dr. Ivo once blew kisses at me after I yelled GOOD LUCK to him as he was hitting on a practice court here in Newport. That’s all it takes for me to be a fan.

Until Republicans start caring, not a damn thing.

Please don’t lump the American Airlines (aka former US Air ladies) gate agents at the GSP airport with the rest of American because those women are angels and I would commit murder for them.

Roger Federer won the Aussie Open. So did Serena. So three good things total!

Go on....