Well, shit. Thanks for the info.

She does have a good driver. They call him Dollar Bill. Mary is the monitor. She brings treats for our dog.

I’m thankful my state requires bus monitors. At least knowing there is another adult of her bus makes me feel better.

Thanks. You owe me a Xanax.

Durham Bus Services got the contract this year for my child’s school district. They will be getting a call from me, asking about procedure and how they vet our bus drivers. Jesus, this story breaks my already broken heart. I’m empty. Where is 2017?

Done.

I should have clarified in my first comment. Maureen would be delighted to know you think she looks like Molly Ringwald. True broad, in every sense of the word.

I’m white, but I work from home. So I can listen to whatever. I probably wouldn’t listen to it in an office, but I wouldn’t play music, any music, in an office that other people could hear. That is why they have headphones.

Good thing my office is not as scared as the CNN studio or I would not be able to listen to the new Tribe album on repeat. Sorry Maureen! (Maureen is my neighbor.)

My kid is Patty.

Yeah, I know. That was the joke.

What about Lincoln? He was alright.

The recent Outlander s2 gag reel was terrible. Just as you described. Crossed eyes and giggling. Yawn.

The Parks and Rec gag reel with Andy saying that Kim Kardashian loves a comeback is my favorite thing ever.

It is! I watched the youtube video to confirm.

I donated $50 to Planned Parenthood last night in her name, after seeing her spew the anti-science BS about late term abortion to Chris Matthews.

Between Fleabag and Tig Nataro’s One Mississippi, I sure am crying a lot during comedies.

I need The Slot to keep a running list. How many is he up to at this point?

Alan Jackson! Never too much.

One Time at Jug Band Camp